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So, apparently two Japanese men with $134 billion in United States Treasury bonds hidden in a secret compartment of their suitcases is not considered breaking news, not a top story. I have been following this story for the past week trying to find some facts but no one seems to want to talk about it. The American Media think that Obama killing a fly and Heidi and Spencer Pratt’s idiocracy are bigger stories than what could be the greatest financial fraud story in history? According to Asia news, the Italian financial police seized the $134 billion in United States bonds (worth US$ 500 million each, plus ten Kennedy bonds and other US government securities worth a $1 billion each) from two Japanese Nationals on the border of Italy and Switzerland. There has been a lot of speculation as to whether or not the bonds are real and if there really is such a thing as a Kennedy bond. Washington officials claim that there are no Federal Reserve or Kennedy bonds issued by the United States. Other sources state that the United States has issued $205 billion in treasury securities in the Caribbean banking sector in the Bahamas, Bermuda, Cayman Islands, and Netherlands Antilles, Panama and from the British Virgin Islands since 2006. The United States has acknowledged the fact that hidden-money or “black money” does exist in the form of treasury bonds and the financial world has even coined it “funny money.” All I know is someone is covering something up and even if the bonds are real where did they come from and what government had the audacity to unload them? If they are indeed fake than this is a colossal counterfeit operation. But we doubt their fake! Stephen Meyerhardt, a representative for the Bureau of Public Debt in Washington said that he could tell from the photograph on the Internet that the Treasury securities were fake. REALLY, that’s it? No further investigation necessary? You can barely see the bonds in the photograph, how can a little picture from the Internet be considered substantial evidence? This sound’s a bit fishy to me. Rumor has it that Italy gets to keep 40% of all unclaimed funds discovered in their country so my theory is the bonds are real, the United States told Italy they are worthless so they will throw them away and get nothing, You Fuckin’ Losers!
When someone showed up to at the Department of Motor Vehicles in Brooklyn New York to renew Irene Prusik’s License the clerk was a little confused. Why? Well, Irene Prusik has been dead for the past six years! So who was the lady at the Department of Motor Vehicles? Irene’s son Thomas Parkin in drag! Psycho? Why? So he could continue to collect his dead mother’s $117,000 in government benefits. Thomas Parkin, 49, and the man accused of being his accomplice, Mhilton Rimolo, were charged on Wednesday and pleaded not guilty to grand larceny, criminal impersonation and other charges. Thomas Parkin had his friend Mhilton Rimolo pretend to be his mother’s nephew so he could cash checks and take care of any others fake errands his dead mother might need. 
A San Fernando Valley burglary suspect thought it would be a great idea to evade police by hiding in an 18 inch wide storm drain under a busy freeway for 12 long hours! He survived several blasts of tear gas, a police dog, a make-shift plunger, and firefighters and he even seemed to manage to get cell phone coverage 30 feet underground to call his girlfriend so we have to give him some props for his perseverance. But was the copper wire he was trying to steal really worth all that trouble? Deputy Police Chief Michel Moore said. "We applied tear gas on more than one occasion," Moore said. "We stopped because we thought he'd suffocate to death. Just the way he resisted the tear gas was amazing! When he was asked why he would not come out." He said "'Cause I hate leaving my freedom." Dude, you’re in a storm drain, are you really free? Couldn’t that kind of commitment and passion be better used as a storm drain cleaner? YOU Fuckin’ Loser!
I had to do a follow up story Our Fuckin’ Losers of the decade and give the honor of the Fuckin’ Loser Mom of the decade, Darrean Williams. She was crying on TV last night claiming ”I hate you! I hate you from the bottom of my heart! I want everyone to know that I love my baby and she’s in heaven now.” If you loved your baby so much why did you leave her with the abusive man that was apparently controlling you so you could turn tricks in Arizona? You HAD to have known that he was not the ideal person to leave your precious baby with! That he might harm, molest, or even KILL your baby! She needs to be locked up for a long time! Take some responsibility for your own actions YOU Fuckin’ Loser!
PeTA is appalled by President Barack Obama’s murder of a fly! Did PeTA run out of people in fur coats to throw paint at? Michelle Obama already vowed not to wear fur! During a recent CNBC Interview with John Harwood, President Barack Obama swatted a pesky fly saying “I got it, I got the sucker“ PeTA was shocked by his total disregard for the life of the little fly! And they said “He isn’t the Buddha, he’s a human being and human beings have a long way to go before they think before they act.” You think? No, he is not the Buddha, nor did he ever claim to be. Give the man a break! PeTA needs to get out a little more, get a hobby and Leave President Barack Obama Alone! PeTA needs to sit back and give President Barack Obama a chance to do his job, I can’s imagine what they will do if they find out he took drastic measures to kill countless innocents fleas that were living on his dog! Fuckin’ Losers!
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