We just heard the news that Miley Cyrus confirmed the rumors that the Hannah Montana star is pregnant at the tender age of 17! Way to be a role model you F*CKIN’ LOSERS! Following in the steps of F*CKIN’ LOSERS like Sarah Palin’s pregnant daughter Crystal Palin who got pregnant by her high school sweetheart and Nickelodeon’s Zoey 101 pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears who got pregnant by her boyfriend at the age of 16, Miley Cyrus is pregnant and will be another statistic in the underage celebrity unwed moms. Next we will find at that America’s sweetheart and star of The Princess Protection Program, Selena Gomez is pregnant!

I was ready to write about the F*CKIN’ LOSER who killed himself and his family but when I Googled Man Kills Family five different stories came up! In the past few days there were five different incidents’ of men killing their families and in most cases themselves too. I did not know which F*CKIN’ LOSER who killed his wife and kids I should talk about so I figured I might as well write about them all. Here are the headlines:

Man Kills Family, Blames Eminem, June 23

Man Kills Wife, Five Kids, Himself After Being Fired, June 28

Virginia Man Kills Family One Son Survives, June 29

Police: Waterford man kills wife, self ,truck driver recently lost job, July 1st

Frederick Man Kills Wife, Then Self, July 1st

I am so tired of these holier than thou F*CKIN’ LOSER critics that think their film degree from some fancy college gives them the right to hate every good movie that comes out! If I, along with millions of other American movie goers love a movie why do all the critics always think it sucks? They need to lighten the fuck up! Every movie does not need to be a cinematic tour de force or Citizen Kane. Sometimes people just go to the movies to be entertained F*CKIN’ LOSERS!

Other recent huge box office hits like Up, Star Trek, Wall-E, The Dark Knight, and Iron Man all got bad reviews. That is why I don’t even bother to read movie reviews before I go to see a movie. I don’t care what you F*CKIN’ LOSERS think about the movies it only makes me want to see the movies more! So quit your jobs and get a life F*CKIN’ LOSERS!

Any way you slice it Dr. Conrad Murray, personal physician to Michael Jackson is a Fuckin Loser! Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson’s personal doctor who was with him at his alleged death coincidentally sent a note to his patients 11 days ago stating that he had “a once in a lifetime opportunity” that has caused him to cease practice of medicine indefinitely. Sounds real fishy to me, what a F*CKIN’ LOSER! Either his “once in a lifetime opportunity” was to get a gazillion dollars from Michael Jackson to help him fake his own death and go live on Michael’s private island with him or he was offered a gazillion dollars from Michael Jackson to keep him in prescription drugs for the rest of his life. Either way Dr. Conrad Murray is somehow involved in contributing to the real or fake death of Michael Jackson. Think about it, Michael’s relevance was failing and he was becoming more famous for his legal troubles than his talents, if he dies now he still goes out the beloved King of Pop. I wouldn’t put it past Michael Jackson to pull a crazy stunt like this. If he is in fact truly dead than Dr. Conrad Murray was the one who was giving him the shots of Demerol on a daily basis F*CKIN’ LOSER!

John and Kate’s big announcement has been leaked early! John and Kate Gosselin’s announcement was revealed early today through a European tabloid. The Gosselins said “We’ve made some life-changing decisions to tell the world the truth about our relationship.” Apparently Kate Gosselin admits that three of the kids are hers but the other children are a product of a tryst she had with John Gosselin’s brother! The Gosselin children have all lived as siblings but they are actually cousins! John and Kate Gosselin feel that with all the media scrutiny it would be better to make the announcement themselves than let it slip out on the cover of US or People Magazine. Kate Gosselin was heard saying “Do you really think I had 8 children with a body like this?” Come on, people is this story making a major impact on your life? Is this really as important as the Craig’s list killer and the crisis in Iran? Don’t you think there is a better way you can spend your days than checking TMZ’s headlines and googling John and Kate Gosselin. Get a fuckin’ life Fuckin’ Losers!

I have been trying not to feed into the Lindsay Lohan media frenzy but she is such an easy target. How did such a hot chick become a nasty, skinny, skanky train wreck, lesbo who is desperately begging to get her scrawny greasy haired girlfriend back? First of all if you are going to go out with a girl that looks like an ugly 14 year old boy why not just go out with a dude F*CKIN’ LOSER? Now Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan have broken up yet again and Lindsey can’t seem to move on. Maybe she should have thought of that before she flirted with Samantha Ronson’s best friend Nicole Richie’s husband Joel Madden while Nicole was home with the baby F*CKIN’ LOSER!

Over the weekend a teary-eyed Lindsay Lohan was spotted begging to get into Samantha Ronson’s apartment after she was locked out. Lohan was heard saying “Babe, open the door. Open the fuckin’ door. Samantha, don’t do this. Open the fuckin’ door” Lindsay, do you make Disney movies with that potty mouth? After this debacle Lindsay was caught playing her music so loud at 4 AM that her neighbors had to call the cops. Can we just get through a day without Lindsay Lohan doing something stupid? Let’s look back on some of her greatest hits shall we?