In the Jewish family, when you daughter turns 12 you through her a Bat Mitzvah and when your son turns 13 you through him a Bar Mitzvah so what do you do when your Jewish dog comes of age? You through it a Bark Mitzvah of course! For humans, the Bar Mitzvah commemorates the child’s commitment to Judaism and to follow the commandments of Jewish Law. Before their Bar Mitzvah the children do extensive lessons on the torah to prepare themselves for the ceremony so they will be able to recite an entire passage of the torah. How is a dog able to do all that?

Does the Bark Mitzvah actually take place in a Temple? How do you get the yarmulke on the dogs head? And how do you get the dog to chant the torah? Call me crazy but this seems like bit a pretentious and silly get a life and spend your money on helping a needy family instead of blowing it on a Bark Mitzvah for little Fluffy Fleishman you F*CKIN” LOSER!