Tom Green was recently in a severe car accident last week and beaten profusely by two brothers, David and Esteban Megoreo of Santa Monica. The twin brothers David and Esteban Megoreo who both stand at a staggering height of 4’ 7”, are known members of the The Treacherous Maricón Gang.

After Tom Green smashed his Mercedes into the back of a modified Rav 4, David and Esteban Megoreo pulled him out of his mangled car and began beating him leaving Tom Green with a bruises and a black eye. Witness stood by in fear, knowing not to interfere with the work of the Maricón Gang for fear they would be next. The treacherous twins fled the scene leaving Tom Green unconscious laying next to his Mercedes. David and Esteban Megoreo were later arrested at The Aguacates, a local saloon. The two are being held for further questioning.

Come on, let’s be serious you F*CKN’ LOSER! Tom Green is far from dead his site was hacked by 4chan group, damn all that to kill TG. Hell we just gave him a black eye (which is fake too). F*CKIN' LOSER!