With all the media frenzy over the untimely death of Michael Jackson everyone is either trying to figure out a way to get to the Michael Jackson Memorial at The Staples Center, the details behind Michael Jackson’s death, or searching for a Michael Jackson death photo. It seems that the only way to get a ticket to the Michael Jackson memorial is to win one. When word got out that there would be a lottery for people to win tickets to Michael Jackson’s memorial a whapping 1.6 million F*CKIN’ LOSERS! registered in droves for a chance to win Michael Jackson memorial tickets. The Michael Jackson funeral will be held at The Staples Center in downtown Los Angeles. The Michael Jackson memorial is slotted to be the biggest memorial service in American history. All this for a F*CKIN’ LOSER pedophile man who was ashamed of his own race! Sure no one is denying Michael Jackson’s incredible talent but we still cannot forget Michael Jackson’s pension for young boys and his confession “I sleep with boys”!

The tickets will be doled out lottery style. Each winner of Michael Jackson memorial tickets will receive a code and instructions on how to pick up their tickets on Monday. The F*CKIN’ LOSER winners will be given a wristband to wear at the Michael Jackson memorial service on Tuesday morning. Many forged Michael Jackson memorial tickets have been in circulation so be warned no one will be able to enter the Michael Jackson memorial without both a ticket and a wristband.

Many celebrity acts like Paul McCartney scheduled to perform at the Staples Center for the Michael Jackson memorial. It took Michael Jackson’s death to bring out his big stars. I guess he got over the fact that F*CKIN’ LOSER Michael Jackson bought the rights to the entire Beatles song catalogue! If you F*CKIN’ LOSERS can’t make it to the Michael Jackson memorial you will not be able to watch it on the Jumbotron outside Los Angeles’ Staples Center, you will have to catch it on one of the many radio and television stations. We all know the world as we know it will stop for the Michael Jackson memorial so you F*CKIN’ LOSERS need to stop worrying about winning Michael Jackson memorial tickets, searching for Michael Jackson memorial tickets on ebay, and where Michael Jackson memorial tickets are on sale because the Michael Jackson Memorial will be played and replayed for the next four years!

It was reported yesterday that a British tabloid released an authentic Michael Jackson death photo proving once and for all that Michael Jackson did not fake his death. In the midst of all this media frenzy, the Jackson family is planning a private funeral and burial for Michael Jackson at the Forest Lawn cemetery in Hollywood Hills, a popular cemetery for many celebrities.