I have been trying not to feed into the Lindsay Lohan media frenzy but she is such an easy target. How did such a hot chick become a nasty, skinny, skanky train wreck, lesbo who is desperately begging to get her scrawny greasy haired girlfriend back? First of all if you are going to go out with a girl that looks like an ugly 14 year old boy why not just go out with a dude F*CKIN’ LOSER? Now Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan have broken up yet again and Lindsey can’t seem to move on. Maybe she should have thought of that before she flirted with Samantha Ronson’s best friend Nicole Richie’s husband Joel Madden while Nicole was home with the baby F*CKIN’ LOSER!

Over the weekend a teary-eyed Lindsay Lohan was spotted begging to get into Samantha Ronson’s apartment after she was locked out. Lohan was heard saying “Babe, open the door. Open the fuckin’ door. Samantha, don’t do this. Open the fuckin’ door” Lindsay, do you make Disney movies with that potty mouth? After this debacle Lindsay was caught playing her music so loud at 4 AM that her neighbors had to call the cops. Can we just get through a day without Lindsay Lohan doing something stupid? Let’s look back on some of her greatest hits shall we?

Lindsay twittered topless photos of herself, was accused of stealing over $400,000 in jewels, a New York Nightclub threatened to ban her because of her catty twitter comment suggesting that Justin Timberlake was caught cheating on girlfriend Jessica Biel complete with a photo and that was just last week! Ever since her arrest in June 2007 for possession of cocaine Lohan has been on a downward spiral. In March a warrant was issued for this train wreck’s arrest for DUI and hit and run what a F*CKIN’ LOSER! What really pisses me off is that these celebrities have looks, money, fame, and talent yet they insist on blowing it all with drug use and embarrassing behavior. Lindsay Lohan needs to eat a big sandwich gain about 30 pounds, leave the drugs and the bitches alone and get a fuckin’ life F*CKIN’ LOSER!