Much like other train wreck couples of yesteryear like Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown, Carmen Elektra and Dennis Rodman, and Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley, the honor of the Fuckin’Loser.com of the month can go to none other than the golden couple, Heidi and Spencer Pratt. If their self-serving, narcissistic behavior was not enough, their recent press junket sealed the deal. As Al Roker so eloquently put it “ You guys are the poster children for everything wrong with celebrity in this country ...” Later Heidi told Ryan Seacrest that Roker yelled at her. Does she not realize that they were being taped on national television? I’m not sure if The Hills created the monster that is Heidi and Spencer Pratt, or as they are now called “Speidi” or if it just offered at platform for their debauchery and malice but they obviously love the attention and drama and I almost feel guilty giving them more but I just can’t stop…

I’m not proud of it but yes, like millions of other Americans I reveled in the guilty pleasure that is The Hills. The minute I saw Heidi Montag I felt there was something sinister behind that perfect smile. I try not to judge a book by its cover or a Barbie by her pearly whites but I just couldn’t shake that uneasy feeling and yet I could not look away. To make it even more interesting she hooked up with what seemed to be her evil male twin, Spencer Pratt. I found Spencer unabashedly sinister, there was no hidden agenda behind his perfect smile, his evil was right there on the surface. I watched as he seemed to control her world and cut off all of her friends and family that did not buy into his brand of “charm”. Just when we thought she had come to her senses and decided to go to Vegas to take on a incredible job opportunity that she did not earn or deserve, an opportunity people dream of, Spencer Pratt shows up to claim his woman and she just leaves with him! Soon rumors spread of their many weddings. Now, Spencer and Heidi Pratt are a product, getting paid to show up at clubs. Heidi even got a record deal! And Spenecer has referred to himself as “the white Jay Z” and has threatened to put out a rap album and has reached out to Snoop. Come on Spence, seriously? Spencer also has his sights set on a political career, he said “I plan to be Governor at least, and President if possible.”

When I heard Heidi and Spencer Pratt were going to be on “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!” part of me hoped that Spencer would learn some humility and grow through the experience. Well, no such luck, Spencer proved again to be an arrogant, self-serving ass with delusions of grandeur while Heidi remained the loyal Stepford wife. Apparently he professed to be a “new Christian” or as Daniel Baldwin so eloquently put it “convenient Christians”. After they quit and returned Heidi decided to go on a “spiritual fast” with nearly no water while competing for survival in the jungle for what felt to me like an attempt to prove to the world what a good Christian she was. This of course this landed poor Heidi in the hospital and the two were forced to leave the jungle. Now that Heidi and Spencer quit “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!” they are on a serious press junket. You could not turn on the television, radio, or surf the Internet without running into the golden couple today. What amazes me is how they continue to deny things that they said or did when they were being taped. Did they not forget that they are reality TV stars that have most of their life very well documented? Spencer and Heidi Pratt seemed to get a bit flustered Al Roker’s questions and Heidi could not decided if she was proud of their behavior on “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!” or simply “not ashamed of it”

Heidi Pratt claims she wants to be a “true disciple of Jesus, a Mother Teresa”. How dare she put herself in the same sentence as Mother Teresa, she is the polar opposite of this selfless, courageous woman, maybe reality TV is not the way to go… Heidi, ask yourself. Would Mother Teresa pose in Playboy?