The F*CK”N LOSER of the month award goes to Anthony R. Stancl, the 19 year old degenerate pervert who went on Facebook as a girl named “Kayla” and convinced “her” classmates at Eisenhower High School in New Berlin, Wisconsin to send “her” naked pictures of themselves. The fictional “Kayla” was quite popular with the young boys, so much so that she convinced 31 of them to send Anthony R. Stancl nude pictures of themselves! What a F*CK’N LOSER!

After I heard the news of the recent death of a Mullins South Carolina woman, Dorina Williams, who was the allegedly caught shoplifting at the Conway Wal-Mart, I decided to do a quick Google search for the story. I thought the story would come right up, but much to my surprise I had to weed through many other stories of Wal-Mart shoplifters who died at the hands of Wal-Mart employees! You may want to think twice before you attempt to shoplift at your friendly neighborhood Wal-Mart where apparently “you steal, you die”!

Last week Bill Seebeck decided to try his luck at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Tampa. He spent around $80 on the Bally Ultimate Party Spin Slot machine for a half hour. At $4 a game he’s made a minor investment for the huge jackpot he was about to be on the receiving end of! When the lights started flashing and bells started ringing he knew this was it! The display flashed an unbelievable winning number: $166,666,666.65! Seeback was astounded when he saw the slot machine he was playing flashed a winning sum of more than $166 million!Seebeck told CBS "I was screaming, I was like up and around screaming." Seebeck, of Daytona Beach, Fla., said that the Casino managers immediately came over and roped off the machine. Seebeck spent the next hour dreaming about how he would spend his massive winnings, but the casino had other plans…

On Monday Morning October 12 the workers at the Lakeview, Massachusetts golf course started their day with a surprising new 10‘ X 10‘ design on the 18th hole of the green. Some vandals wasted their entire night carving: I, backwards swastika symbol, Obama. First of all I have to ask did the vandals realize that a backwards swastika symbol is a sign of love and hope? Not hate? Maybe they are Dyslexic Nazis. Who knows, maybe these F*CKIN’ LOSERS meant to say “I love Obama” or maybe they meant to say “I hate Obama” but anyway you slice it was a F*CKIN’ LOSER move.

By now most of America has seen Kanye West’s rude interruption of poor Taylor Swift’s first ever Video Music Award acceptance speech for her hit “You Belong to Me”. The poor girl was obviously really excited to accept her MTV Video Music Award for the Best Female Video of 2009 when Kanye West in his infinite lack of wisdom an couth jumped on stage and angrily stated “I'm happy for you and I'ma let you speak but I want to say that Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!!" His outburst was met with boos from the crowd nut by then the damage was done, the music started and a bewildered Taylor Swift was accompanied off stage without getting a chance to finish her speech! To top it off she had to perform a few minutes later.